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Saturday Afternoon Kung Fu Theater
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Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater
"Mommy, it's Saturday Afternoon Kung-Fu Theater
What's today's special feature?"
"Today's special feature is
Bobby Digital Versus The RZA and the Pit Full of Snakes'"
Turn my mic up a little bit
Yo, Bobby Digital, ha, ayo
I could take a rain drop, turn it to a icicle
Pull off in that blue Escalade, you still rockin' tricycles
Michael Myers mask on my face, copper-filtered
N-95 edition boy, I'm a virus killa
Try to quarantine me, my chi increase like Akira
Money coming in the mail, I got cheese like quesadilla
You're generic, prosthetic, pathetic, your rap is too synthetic
You can't cope with me, kiddo, this is verbal athletics
36 pressure points we choose, hit that fatal
Aikido throw, taekwondo, whirlwind kick, tornadoes
Bobby Digital back in Black Shampoo
It's like a animal house, National Lampoon
Gag 'em up with a spoon, I got the bag in the other room
I bought a mansion, but still sleep in my mother's room
See me floatin' on my brother's yacht, yo, check it, here's another pot
Hip-hop was going cold, let me turn y'all on to something hot
36 pressure points, bong, that's fatal
Aikido throw, taekwondo, whirlwind kick, tornadoes
Bobby Digital back in Black Shampoo
It's like a animal house, National Lampoon
Classical physics, mechanical physics and thermodynamics
Electromagnetism and quantum theory
These are some of the powers used by the great Bob Digital
Classical physics, mechanical physics and thermodynamics
Electromagnetism and quantum mechanics
These are the tactics of Bobby Digital
Life may deal you a pill that's too hard to swallow
I'm getting mine today, they say the sun'll come out tomorrow
The Greeks believed it was being dragged across the sky by Apollo
This ain't showtime or the old school days of Giancarlo
Take it back to when Fred Sanford use to argue with Rallo
Back when Mike was learning to throw hands with the great Cus D'Amato
Plus the motto was flush the bottle of crack down the toilet
Before the spot was rushed by the narcos, Tony Stark in dark clothes
Ambulance screechin', this homeless man was reachin'
Inside the garbage can for his evening meal while the pope was still preachin'
My fake friends, they still leechin', they want my money, they want my lab
They want my fame, but they won't accept my teachings
Clear it out like it's Clearasil, revolve, spin like a Ferris wheel
It's a day off like Ferris Bueller 'cause you popped a Perc', a pill
Pulled back the curtains to reveal what you thought was real
Really wasn't really real, it was just a fuckin' pill
36 pressure points, bong, that's fatal
Aikido throw, taekwondo, whirlwind kick, tornadoes
Bobby Digital back in Black Shampoo
It's like a animal house, National Lampoon
36 pressure points, bong, that's fatal
Aikido throw, taekwondo, whirlwind kick, tornadoes
Bobby Digital back in Black Shampoo
It's like a animal house, National Lampoon
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Bobby Digital
Bobby Digital
Bobby
"Wow, mommy, that was great
Can we watch another movie next Saturday?"
"Ah, Bobby Digital is so cool"
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"Be sure to tune in next week
For The Masked Avengers and Heroes of the East"
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