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I'm Never Getting Laid Again
Anita Mandalay
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I caught you with that girl
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From the five-and-dime
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She was getting hers, but what's hers
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I thought was mine
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You told me that you'd be with me
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'Till the day we die
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Now I'm horny as hell
All alone and I'm still alive
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And none of this is my fault of course
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Instead of Mister Right, you ended up
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Being Mister Worse
I don't think I'll ever get laid again
Not in the front
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Or even the rear end
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I don't think I'll ever get laid again
Is this the end?
(Is this the end?)
Is this the end?
(Is this the end?)
If it is...
I guess I'll just have to use my hand
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I met you at that roadhouse
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You played my favourite song
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You pressed against me
And I felt something hard and long
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You grabbed my hand
And put it down your pants
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I didn't even notice
You didn't know how to dance
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And all of this is your fault
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I guarantee
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(I should have seen it coming)
But it was coming all over me
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I don't think I'll ever get laid again
Not in the front
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Or even the rear end
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I don't think I'll ever get laid again
Is this the end?
(Is this the end?)
Is this the end?
(Is this the end?)
If it is...
I guess I'll just have to use my hand
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I know that I could settle
For just any random guy
(Get on top!)
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And take him for a ride
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But after being stretched out
More and more by you
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No random guy
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Is ever, ever gonna do
I don't think I'll ever get laid again
Not in the front
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Or even the rear end
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I don't think I'll ever get laid again
Is this the end?
(Is this the end?)
Is this the end?
(Is this the end?)
If it is...
I guess I'll just have to use my hand
(La la la, la la)
I need to find a man
(La la la, la la)
I need to find a man
(La la la, la la)
Because I really want to get...
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Laid... again
(La la la la la...)
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