England's Leadin' Light
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I am the saving grace of... well... you've got me there
I'm England's leading light
And well, perhaps something'll turn up...
I bear a striking resemblance to...
well... you wouldn't know him from Adam
Hardly a day goes by
That really doesn't matter a toss...
A snog with a real hard cow on her doorstep
Entwined my days round slovenly gits.
I had so much potential
What on earth happened?
I think that I'll cling to the
great rippling flesh of sweet Fanny Adams
And it's never, ever been any other captivating way
But just let me lie snug in the bosom of Bet Lynch tonight
I'll be the man of my dreams come tomorrow...