The Fairground
Professor Elemental & Caruana, Tom
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"Hold on tight cuz the ride is fast."
"The louder you scream, the faster we go."
"Roll up, ladies and gentlemen, roll up."
Ladies, gents, boys, girls
We've toured the world with joy to sell
On waltzes, whirling dervishes
Spin to sickly whirlences
The sound of shouts share the pain
On roundabouts to aeroplanes
The louder you scream the faster it goes
Thousands of fiends in a marvelous show
Freaks and midgets, bearded ladies
Geeks and kids that's weird and shady
Watch your person, try your luck
Swerve and duck and rise with us
This ride's so nuts
I'm rising up
The sky I touch
I'm high enough
Brushing near the only sound
Then fall back down to distant ground
Step up and take a peek inside
The Fairground
You could scream as creepy rides arrive
The Fairground
It must be seen to believed, you'll like
The Fairground
You might never need to leave just try
The Fairground
Locked in a bumper car I got smashed
Got mad cuz I dropped my hash (Oh a hot rock on my lap!)
I got mashed on the lad on the lash who rocked his car crashed
I'm scared in a funhouse, it's no fun
I'm aware I came with a crowd but
No one is there
I might go and run
There is no exit
I want my mom!
Rollercoaster, no one's waiting
Metal flaking, groaning, shaking
Scared, now I'm hoping, praying
Make it safely home, I'm aching
I'm glad I'm watching, not partaking
Cheap equipment prone to breaking
Looky there, that freaky ride
It looks shut down
Let's sneak inside there
Right, come on.
Come on, he's not watching.
Right, get under there.
Look at that man.
Jeez.
The Fairground
The Fairground
Oh, thats big, innit.
Hold on, I don't, oh god.
I shouldn't have had that five pint cider
Before a ride on the sidewinder
This fair is lame, the rides have had it
Yeah, lets take the cash, come back, and smash it
Oi love, where's your date?
Oh Jake, he's late
He went on a ride but I had to wait
He was 'round over there, this place is creepy
What, there by the owner, his face is freaky
And that top hat is not a good look
Yeah and the answer for that, his hand is a hook
Oi mate, we want our money back
And we'll make you pay if it comes to that
Hey and I wanna go on that
Sorry sir, no
The Dimension Changer is sadly closed
Then open it up or we'll smash your nose
Okay then, step this way, let's go
No, that's okay, you don't need to pay money
I weren't gonna give you any; don't try nuthin' funny
Then strap yourself in and step inside
Lemme tell you, your in for a hell of a ride!
We can reach inside your mind
The Fairground
Fiends are left to scream inside
The Fairground
You could even die inside
The Fairground
You might never need to leave so ride
The Fairground
Hello? Oi mister. Please, I... just wanna get off.
Or go again. I just wanna get off.