Angry Ginge
Lankz & Shankz
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I wanna make an OnlyFans
For Grandmothers
But I figured that may be uncool
(Uncle) dad's brother
I worry sometimes
I may be a bad lover
So I always keep
A strap on me, Anne Summers
I don't have abs
But I'm not a fat fucker
My whole exercise
Is described as lacklustre
Your crew's full of pussies
And I aint a cat lover
We get bread at the table
You wine, last supper
For most of my life
I've been addicted to Pepsi
I eat pizza in bed
There's stains on my bedsheets
I hate horoscopes
They're one of my pet peeves
I love Ratatouille
But it lacked in the sex scenes
We partied (parted)
Harder than Moses Red sea
And I'm always little spoon
So she can protect me
At a hotel in Rome
I had three different wet dreams
So I'm worried one day
That the police will arrest me
We're going toe to toe
Like we're having a match
But I'm awkward
As fuck like Italian Bach
He shouted let's dip
So I ran with him
And now we get the chips
No Angry Ginge
We'll come and steal your brideeeee
Like a cheat code
You're swallowing
Your prideeee like ya Beavo
He shouted let's dip
So I ran with him
And now we get the chips
No Angry Ginge
Your girl seemed
Like she was worth a shot
But she's got weird teeth
Like she's Jurgen Klopp
I'll keep things brief
Coz it hurts a lot
But I've seen less meat
In a burger shop
My skills are fire
Like I'm Berbatov
Hotter than a supplier of Thermal Socks
I come hard, how hard? Dirty Sock
Stacking paper in The Office
Like it's Wernham Hogg
I am scared of snakes SNN SNN
I tweet pornstars
Like they're my mates HI BABE
I've made love to Drake...
Well obviously not to him
But whilst his song was on play
I am not gay I'M NOT GAY
But I fancied Tinky WInky
When I was aged around eight
So that area is grey IT'S GREY
My wallet making profit
I'm the man anyway
We're going toe to toe
Like we're having a match
But I'm awkward a
S fuck like Italian Bach
He shouted let's dip
So I ran with him
And now we get the chips
No Angry Ginge
We'll come and steal your brideeeee
Like a cheat code
You're swallowing your prideeee l
Ike ya Beavo
He shouted let's dip
So I ran with him
And now we get the chips
No Angry Ginge