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Dinner With Drac
The Fuzztones
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A dinner was served for three
At Dracula's house by the sea
The hors d'oeurves were fine
But I choked on my wine
When I learned that the main course was me
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For dessert, there was bat wing confetti
And the veins of a mummy named Betty
I first frowned upon it
But with ketchup on it
It tasted very much like spaghetti
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What a swimmer is Dracula's daughter?
But her pool looks more red than it oughter
The blood stains the boat
But it's easy to float
'Cause blood is much thicker than water
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Dracula lived in a stony palace
With his wife, stoned Alice
She was so wrinkled, bumpy and crinkled
That Alice looked like one big Palace
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Goodnight, whatever you are
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