How to Raise a Blade
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"Ready"
"Are we recording? Yo, Dogface, are we
Recording? Dogface, are we recording?"
"Yes, we are, dickhead"
"Ah, OK, here we go, How To Raise A Blade. Alright, one, two, three"
How to raise a blade, simple
First you get a ten-year-old kid and you send him to a school
Keep him in the back of the class with a pen and a pad and
Watch him go mad
Drummin' on the tables, writin' lyrics
And when the teacher tries to keep him quiet, he don't hear it
Teacher teachin', preacher preachin'
The miniature blade you ain't reachin'
So I go swing the pendulum, is what I'm bringin' 'em
I'm an MC so I ain't singin' 'em
One day, he'll be at the Trocadero
Lookin' for the hero, nah, that's a zero
Eat kebabs with the red hot chili pepper
Drink a Pepsi, then he got to sepa-
Rate the good from the bad
Give him somethin' that he ain't never had
A microphone, stick it in the amp
Treat him like a tramp, build him like a heavyweight champ
Exercisin', vocalizin'
Socializin', forever risin'
This is how he should be brought up
And the troubles of the world, he never should be caught up in
Put the rubbish in the bin
Strictly strength you'll be witnessin' (You never have to ask)
Never the kid perpetratin' the fraud
Always believin' there's a god
And respectin' himself and those that respect him
And never doin' the things that they expect him, well, check it
"Would you like to dance?"
"Twelve and a half years later"