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It's Too Big to Put in My Ass
SuS Records
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You're so sweet, you're my kinda man
Got a body so fine, got me making big plans
But when you start talking 'bout that backdoor play
I gotta stop you, hon', 'cause I'm scared to say
It's too big to put in my ass
That thing's a monster, it's a definite pass
I love you, babe, but let's stick to the grass
'Cause it's just too big to put in my ass
You say, "Come on, honey, let's give it a whirl"
But I'm looking at you, like you're out of this world
That anaconda's got it so zip code
Ain't no way you're slithering up my back road
It's too big to put in my ass
Like trying to park a truck in a compact class
I'm all for adventure, but I'll take a pass
'Cause it's just too big to put in my ass
Don't get me wrong, I like to explore
But that thing's not fitting in my backdoor
I don't believe a single word you say
It's a one-way street, not a five-lane highway
It's too big to put in my ass
Like a gallon of whiskey in a one-shot glass
I love you, darling, but don't give me no sass
'Cause it's just too big to put in my ass
I love you, darling, but it's a real big pass
'Cause it's just too big to put in my ass
It's just too big to put in my ass
It's just too big to put in my ass