I'm On the Whiskey
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I'll have a Jack Black, make it double
Hope that drowns this trouble
I walked in last night and caught her
With one of them big deal billboard lawyers
It gets even better, that damn woman never
Said goodbye, or kiss my ass
Just stepped on to his big ass jet
Yeah, she's on cloud nine, I'm in a dive
She's drinkin' that champagne, I'm gettin' sky high
On this surefire cure from Lynchburg, Tennessee
She ain't coming back so bartender hit me
She's on a plane and I'm on the whiskey
Fill that jukebox up with quarters
Let's rock both them Georges, Jones and Strait and man
I bet it makes my mind forget they're headed
To his private island
I should say I hope they find that happiness and true love
But that ain't what I'm thinkin' of
Yeah, she's on cloud nine, I'm in a dive
She's drinkin' that champagne, I'm gettin' sky high
On this surefire cure from Lynchburg, Tennessee
She ain't coming back so bartender hit me
She's on a plane and I'm on the whiskey
By now she's nearing that landin' strip
And I've just about downed this fifth
She's on that get rich plan
And I'm still paying off this single wide trailer, man
Yeah, she's on cloud nine, I'm in a dive
She's drinkin' that champagne, I'm gettin' sky high
On this surefire cure from Lynchburg, Tennessee
She ain't coming back, so bartender hit me
She's on a plane and I'm on the whiskey
Yeah, I'm on the whiskey