My Perfect Cousin
The Undertones
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Now I've got a cousin called Kevin
Sure to go to heaven
Always spotless, clean and neat
As smooth as you'll get 'em
He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket
I said to cost that packet
She won't even let me explain
That me and Kevin just ain't the same
Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's pride and joy
His mother's little golden boy
He's got a B in economics
As physics and bionics
Thinks that I'm not cunning
'Cause I hid during a reasoning challenge
Even at the age of ten
Spoke of Kevin as a smart boy then
He always beat me at Superdio
'Cause he liked to kick and I didn't know
Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's pride and joy
His mother's little golden boy
In school I found myself a sizer
But Kevin made it get through that blazer
Now he's making a smart new noise
Playing along with the other boys
Girls try to attract his attention
But what a shame, it's in vain, total rejection
He will never be left on the shelf
'Cause Kevin, he's in love with himself
Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's pride and joy
His mother's little golden boy
Oh my perfect cousin
What I like to do he doesn't
He's his family's pride and joy
His mother's little golden boy