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A Few Minutes for Magic
Central Park
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Hello, and welcome to Vance's Vantastic Vance-overs!
What's your name?
Uh, Paige
You look like a page, of a tired little book that
Needs to be vanced into something fresh and new!
Oh, no. I, uh, I don't think I need to get vanced
I can tell you are a skeptic by the lines you have right there
But I'll make you a believer
Once I get you in my chair
Oh, that's not necessary
Put on this lotion
Prefer my store brand
It's a magical potion
It's stinging my hands
It won't take off a year
It'll take a dang century
I'm just trying to hide
Rub in this ointment
I'm gonna say no
A mani-pedi appointment
My feet aren't that gross
Every product A to Z
Is absolutely free
It's just too cheap for the rich elite
Take one or two, Paige!
Nope
You'll look good as new, Paige
Is that so?
Just wait and see!
It's the cure-all remedy!
Roll on this lip balm
Wait, what kind is that?
Exfoliate with this bath bomb
Oh, that smells good
Scented eucalyptus leaf
From the pouch of a kangaroo
Are you serious? I love kangaroos
What about a whole facelift?
They can do that?
We can do it in five minutes
That's pretty darn fast
Take my word, essential oils
Will bring you health and fortune, too!
Okay, just oil me up
Take one or two, Paige
Why not a few, Paige?
It might not be hoi polloi
But relax and oh, enjoy
Our latest convert
A little luxury never hurt
With a new makeover
Watch Paige take over!
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