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Fuck iT ! I cast FIREBALL !!
The Bardic DM
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Scout bursts in with blood on his face
Tiny-ass room! It's a damn crawlspace!
There's twenty cultists packed wall to wall
If we fight in there, we'll ALL fall!
Barbarian said: "Bro, I can't barely swing"
Paladin said: "I can't channel a thing!"
Druid sniffed: "Smells like bat guano and doom"
And the rogue muttered: "This feels like a tomb"
The ranger squinted, "Hey, where's the floor?"
The mage tripped and kicked in the door
Everyone turned to him with dread
And he just smirked and raised his head
I don't give a shit about how large is the room
I cast Fireball, make it go boom!
I don't give a damn if we're tight in a hall
Cause Fireball solves it all!
It was eight by eight barely space to stand
The mage was grinning, fireball in hand
Rogue screamed "NO!" The paladin said a prayer
But we all knew death was already there
"There's no ventilation!" the warlock cried
"I'm under the table!" the ranger lied
Druid yelled, "TURN BACK" mid-bear shift
But too late- Fireball began to lift
I don't give a shit about how large is the room
I cast Fireball, make it go boom!
I don't give a damn if we're tight in a hall
Cause Fireball solves it all!
The spell went off like a sun in a jar
Our gear's now soup and our souls went far
The rogue's now ash, the tank's just dust
The druid's bear form combusted just
Cleric's bones are lightly toasted
Dwarf's beard id flame-roasted
And the mage? Oh,he's super dead
But he laughed the whole time as his hat caught red
I don't give a shit about how large is the room
I cast Fireball, make it go boom!
I don't give a damn if we're tight in a hall
Cause Fireball solves it all!
Solves it all!
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