(I Married A) Monster from Outerspace
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I fell in love with an alien being
Whose skin was jelly, whose teeth were green
She had the big bug eyes and the death ray glare
Feet like water wings, purple hair
I was over the moon, I asked her back to my place
And then I married the monster from outer space
The days were numbered, the nights were spent
In a rent-free furnished oxygen tent
Where the cyborg chef served up moonbeams
Duck soup rapid on a laser beam
I needed nutrition to keep up the pace
When I married the monster from outer space
We walked out tentacle in hand
You could sense that the earthlings would not understand
They go nudge nudge when we got off the bus
Saying it's extraterrestrial, not like us
And it's bad enough with another race
But fuck me a monster from outer space
The cybernetic fit a rage
She pissed off to another age
She lives in 1999 with a new boyfriend
A blob of slime
Each time I see her translucent face
I remember the monster from outer space