Curtain Call
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Round and round and round we go
Round and round and round we go
Everybody!
Round and round and round we go
Round and round and round we go
"Yes, Alicia, I'm doing it. I'm- yeah I'm participating."
"Oh, I- uh-h-h-h uh, uh, um... what is happening? Okay."
"And- oh [clears throat]."
"I don't know if I can handle this."
Round and round and round we go
Round and round and round we go
We go-
We go-
We go-
"I think it's ending soon."
"Uh, hey bro... I'm thinking that me and Alicia are, like,
not that compatible..."
"This has... got to be the- it's gotta be the end."
"Hey bro."
"My Uber driver was right, this was terrible."
"What? Okay what's- ...what? Is that it?"
"I think- is it...?"
"Wh- what... what happened?"
"...cause, like, this show she brought me to is, like, really weird."
"Is is- what's happening?"
"Shh, shh."
THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING
"Is it over?"
"Far too long. The music just goes round and round
and backwards and forwards."
"Someone who knows her might be sitting near us."
"Oh... oh, okay..."
"Is it... I don't-"
"Is that the end of it?"
"Are you also thinking that?"
"Uhh, yeah. I was thinking the same thing about Sophia."
TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE
"It could be a bad metaphor... a lot of mixed metaphors..."
"Oh thank god it's over!"
"And I'm thinking maybe we're more compatible."
IF YOU WISH TO STICK AROUND
"Oh my god."
"Is it end- is that the end?"
"I don't get- uh... [chuckles condescendingly]- what just happened?"
"Awful show."
"And that we should go, uh... just us to the bar."
"Ohhh, I hope so."
"I was not prepared for audience participation."
"I wonder if I can get my money back."
"Oh my god."
"What did I just see- what was that?"
YOUR TICKETS FOR THE FOLLOWING PERFORMANCE
"And I had to sit in this awful chair
and watch this girl just prance around on stage."
"Ooookay... we're gonna clap..."
"Do we clap over it?"
"What's going on?"
"I'm never gonna get this time back. Ever."
WILL BE HALF PRICE
"We should clap... [stifled laugh]."
"Is it over? Is this the last part?"
"No not like a- well, I mean it could be like a date
if you want it to be like a date."
"Oh, I mean."
"Never again."
"It is uncomfortable."
"I think it's still going."
THE NEXT SHOW IS THIS ONE
"Do we clap? Do we- what?"
"I'm okay with that!"
"Do you think if we start clapping it will finish faster?"
"Am I gonna sound like an ableist if I don't like this?"
"Oh there we go! And it's over."
"And then the whole thing was about how she's chronically ill..."
"Yeah bro, I'd love that."
"Do we clap?"
BUT AGAIN
"Uh- oh yeah... G- good... yeah...?"
"Just clap. Let's just fucking clap."
"Where is she?"
"...but she has enough energy to get up there
and dance around on stage."
"Okay, okay, b- okay??"
"Okay I guess- I guess we go home?"
"Thaaaaaank you...?"
"Get me out."
"Oh, god."
"Uh, did you remember to get your parking validated?"