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Morning Wood [Explicit]
Rodney Carrington
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Moooorningwood!
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Yee-hah!
Well, I get up in the morning and I'm feeling good
'Cause underneath the covers is my morningwood
My wife wakes up and looks my way
The kids run in and ruin my day
Wood, wood, wood
Morningwood, wood, wood
He's a man who really loves his morningwood
Wood, wood, morningwood, wood, wood
Well, I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee
All slumped over, trying to avoid the seat
I raised up, but it's still the same
So on the wall, I wrote my name
Wood, wood, wood
Morningwood, wood, wood
He's a man who really loves his morningwood
Wood, wood, morningwood, wood, wood
Yeah, my wife walks in and sees the mess
I can tell right away, she's not impressed
I clean it all up and I start to cry
It won't go down and I don't know why
Wood, wood, wood
Morningwood, wood, wood
He's a man who really loves his morningwood
Wood, wood, morningwood, wood, wood
Well, I gotta go to work and there's still no change
And I'm thinking by now that something's strange
It still feels good and it really don't hurt
So all I do is untuck my shirt
Wood, wood, wood
Morningwood, wood, wood
He's a man who really loves his morningwood (Ha!)
He's a man who really loves his morningwood
He's a man who really loves his morningwood (Yee-hah!)
Rodney, you're not going to work like that, are you?
Honey, I'm taking the convertible, yeah!
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