Toffington College
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Verse 1 Weโre from the โToffington College Of Excellenceโ,
Where grades and standards never slip.
Because the โToffington College Of Excellenceโ
Is such a tightly-run ship.
Our test results are second to none,
And every sporting fixtureโs won.
Failureโs not a word we understand.
Consider us the cream of the crop,
Weโre always sitting at the top
Of any school league table in the land.
Verse 2 Weโre from the โToffington College Of Excellenceโ,
Where second-best just will not do.
And so the โToffington College Of Excellenceโ
Will not go easy on you.
Our lessons start at seven a.m.
And if youโre ever late for them
Punishment is given in different ways.
Our teachers favour slipper and cane,
โCause theyโre the sort you hear complain
That children have no backbone nowadays.
Verse 3 Weโre from the โToffington College Of Excellenceโ,
Which caters just for the elite.
That way the โToffington College Of Excellenceโ
Will never suffer defeat.
Weโll stamp on others every time
To be the first across the line โ
Nothingโs ever gained from being nice.
We stand by our latin motto;
โVictoria Omni Pretioโ
Which means that we will win at any price.