Riding Mower Blues
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Well, I could freeze to death
Sittin' out in the yard
Knocked on the door
But my baby's got me barred
Shelly, she's so mad
Sittin' there by herself
Breakin' all the bottles
And tearin' down the liquor shelf
I'm goin' down to the liquor store this mornin'
Even have to drive my old John Deere
Well, you can't stop me from drinkin'
Took the keys to my Lincoln
You know I'm gonna get there anyway
I got drunk last night
Drunker than the night before
Drinkin' this mornin'
When she kicked me out the door
She took my keys
Took the credit card, too
I've been sittin' by myself
Plannin' my next move
I'm goin' down to the liquor store this mornin'
Even have to drive my old John Deere
Well, you can't stop me from drinkin'
Took the keys to my Lincoln
You know I'm gonna get there anyway
Well, I climbed on to the mower
Well, I wasn't gonna mow the lawn
Headin' down the road
She don't even know I'm gone
When the cops caught up with me
Out on my way back home
I had a bottle in my pocket
And a six-pack almost gone
I said I'm goin' down to the liquor store this mornin'
Even have to drive my old John Deere
Well, you can't stop me from drinkin'
Took the keys to my Lincoln
You know I'm gonna get there anyway
Well, the last thing I saw
Was half my dad's cop car
Popped out bows all over our front lawn
I'm sittin' here on the ground
I'm brushin' it around
Next time I wanna drink
I'm gonna walk my way downtown
I said I'm goin' down to the liquor store this mornin'
Even have to drive my old John Deere
Ah, you can't stop me from drinkin'
Took the keys to my Lincoln
You know I'm gonna get there anyway
You know I'm gonna get there anyway