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Clementine
John Zacherle
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In a damp and dismal dungeon
Where I first saw Clementine
Eating lizards and turkey gizzards
Oh, how I wished that she were mine, ha ha ha ha ha
There I saw her in the water
Eating spider pizza pies
Goodness gracious how voracious
She ate enough for twenty guys, ha ha ha
(You know) Clementine, Clementine, you're so fine
Wipe the spider off your chin, my dear
Clementine, Clementine, please be mine
Ah, that looks lovely, lovely, my dear
I thought as that she ate a pound of arsenic
And called me a mosch
And then she washed down her lovely dinner
With a large swig of a sani-flush, ha ha ha
Well, by now I was ready to go steady
So I up and I chased her through that slime
And then I caught her under the water
And now, now I've made this creature mine
(You know) Clementine, Clementine, you're so fine
Admit my dear you've been lonely for me, haven't you?
Clementine, Clementine, please be mine
Ah, that slippery green stuff looks so grand in your hair
Let me run my fingers through it, my dear
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Oh, now we're living in a dungeon
With our family of mine
And we're raised on roaches, bugs, and beetles
By my dear darling Clementine
Course she gets offers from producers
For the story of her life
For my darling little Clementine's
Frankenstein's former wife, ha ha ha ha ha
(You know) Clementine, Clementine, you're so fine
Oh, sometimes I think I married Frankenstein himself, ha ha ha ha ha
Clementine, Clementine, please be mine
She's in love, she's my mother-in-law, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
All right, you little nine children, you little rascals, you
Everybody back to the swamp
There you go
And act one of the monkeys upon me, ha ha ha ha ha
Look at her, look at her standing here
Five hundred pounds of love and affection and she's all mine
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