Opposite Day
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It's opposite day and that's why I'm smiling
About all the phone numbers I keep dialing
To tell everyone I hate that I love you
Yeah, shrug and you'll smile when you hear the good news
About how I'd love to walk in your shoes
Look me right in the eye and tell me that you love me too
There are letters to write and places to visit
For 24 hours I'll eat my own shit
Pretend I'm Jesus and we can all be friends
Because it's opposite day, oh yeah
And though tomorrow I might hate you
And probably the next day too
It's opposite day and I love you
It's opposite day and Metallica's new stuff
Is so much better than Master of Puppets
And I don't need a shower 'cause I don't stink
It's opposite day and I'm eating a thick steak
And washing it down with a frosty milkshake
I truly believe that all cows have to die, cow die
It's opposite day, that's why, oh why
And though tomorrow I'll eat tofu
And probably the next day too
It's opposite day, so fuck tofu
You know, I'm really glad I quit school
Man, 'cause you guys are all so intelligent
Of course I never masturbate in the back of the van on tour
You know, I'm a way better bass player than most people
You know, it's really great playing in a band with you guys, seriously
I'm gonna do it for the rest of my life
You guys are so great
(Oh, shit)
It's opposite day (Die, cow, die)
It's opposite day (I really like you guys)
It's opposite day ('Cause you're so smart)
It's opposite day (A real work of art)
It's opposite day (Your breath smells great)
It's opposite day (I never masturbate)
It's opposite day (I wanna be like you)
It's opposite day and I love you