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Sour Grapes
Puscifer Ft The Berger Barns
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Wish I had one of them horses that's on a stick
Put it between your legs
Jump up and down with it, those are fun
Hildy? (Yeah, Billy B?)
I was perusing the interweb the other day in search of new and interesting forms of pornography
And I came across something very interesting
That juxtaposed against Aunt Mama's missionary position on alcohol
Oh, she didn't like alcohol
No, she did not, but this here fact kind of undermines that position
Which, I assume, is a bad position
The key figure in her mythology, a Mr. Jesus
Apparently used to turn water into wine
(No shit) yes, and I have an idea
I'm looking around the room here, I see a lot of people with Aquafina
I'm thinking if we find Jesus and get him down here
We can take that Aquafina, turn it into wine
Take this punk rock party up a notch, what do ya say?
I say "Hey, Jesus"
And behold there was an angel
And she took me by the hand
Led me deep into the chamber
Mother's belly underground
I found comfort in this darkness
As a child in the womb
Unafraid my eyes were open
Silent angel filled the room
Then Mr. Jesus (hey, Jesus)
Saved our party (hey, Jesus)
With his wine (hey, Jesus)
It's the legend of the sour grapes
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She bade me to peer through yonder portal
To heaven, just before the sun
And behold the morning angel
Whispering "Follow me now, son"
With her light as though a finger
Point to the yonder wall
Traced a path of five directions
And behold the holy star
Then Mr. Jesus (hey, Jesus)
Saved our party (hey, Jesus)
With his wine (hey, Jesus)
It's the legend of the sour grapes
OK now, Billy B
This Jesus, he sounds awful talented (very)
Now, do you think, you know how I make that spinach dip and put it in a sour bread bowl
Now, do you think he can take my spinach dip and turn it into something maybe a little bit more useful
Like, I don't know, cocaine?
I believe he can, see, I was cruising his Wikipedia file
And as it turns out that Mr. Jesus was a very talented fella
He could not only clear up eczema
Work, work on your, your acne, fix retards, and get this master of watersports
So I don't think that's much of a stretch
He can not only turn your awful spinach dip into cocaine
I think we can skip right over the wine
Let's take that water, turn it into tequila
Fuckin A, Jesus! He's amazing
Jesus (hey, Jesus)
Saved our party (hey, Jesus)
With his wine (hey, Jesus)
And cocaine (oh, Jesus)
It's the legend of the sour
Legend of the sour
Legend of the sour grapes
Get some
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