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If I Could Almost Read Your Mind - Live
Perry Como
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If I could read their minds
I kinda think I'd see
A lot of little questions there concerning me
For instance, has he aged?
Or did he lose weight?
I think I read somewhere that he's thirty-eight
He hasn't lost his hair
He could stand a little dye
He looks relaxed up there
But what's he like inside?
How does old Perilla unwind?
I could almost read their minds
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From my publicity
I'll bet you'd like to know
If I'll stay awake through the entire show
You wonder what's beneath that Florida tan
Deep down inside, is he a dirty old man?
What does it really take to make him lose his cool?
Does he go anywhere without that tired stool?
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Does he notice girls' behinds?
I can almost read your mind
It doesn't take a guy equipped with ESP
To see what's cookin' with your curiosity
Is Mr. Nice Guy just a press agent's pitch?
His dearest friends say he's a bitch
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You never thought you'd see me in Las Vegas live
I haven't played a club since 1885
It's spelled out in dollar signs
You better believe it
I can almost read your mind
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