Hokey Pokey
Cole Myer
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I said I quit Monte
I was wrong, they can ride it, they just gotta know how
She said there's no later on, let's do it right here, right now
Yuh, I'm not your average dude, I'm in it like a bouncy house
She wanna see me fully naked, well your not allowed
I've been going Escobar, I've been going Pablo
She raise the bar high, set mine down named it Rob Lowe
Sat down on my back and then said"Giddy up, Geronimo"
2025, how you find love with a hoe?
I thought that she was chill, but she not, she really rank
Tried to put you on with everybody, they all said you stank
I can't keep a watch, every time I lose the lank
I don't need a chain, I already got something heavy that clangs
There's a situation where they want you and you want them but they're only on one and you already on ten
So if it's really meant to be than I'll just see you when we meet again
She never coming back, she only want richer men
She want my potato, I said"You okay with spud?"
Put some beans on it, looks like I just walked in mud
One day I'll be eighty in the nursing home talking to scrubs asking for a soapy bath til my nuts covered in suds
I went to Jimmy Johns to get an Italian Nightclub and ended up watching nine guys fight in tight scrubs til we saw blood then ended up having to jump in and break it up
The worker being stingy about a refill for my cup so I fucked him up, inside the butt, oh god
You scared to see who you really is, I'm tryna nosedive
I'm tryna get a custom girl, I'm tryna low ride
I mean I'm tryna see them jeans, get the low rise
I knew she a skanky janky
She gon' hit the cranky spanky on my willy wanky til the chocolate drizzle danky
Watch me do the Hokey Pokey to a soulful oldie while a Karen try to blow me slowly for some moldy goat cheese
I'm with Kate Perry searching for the dairy but I'm weary of her outer space fairies
Bush season like '04, she keep it hairy unlike Kevin O'Leary
She want O'Reilly to change her high beams, give her ice cream and nice ream
Well there goes my July fling
She ain't even let me know like"Hey, no goodbye ring?"
I wanted into her job yesterday like"Are you hiring?"
They said"There's no available positions" so I'm swearing in the lobby
In the middle of the lobby I'm making a scene
Sometimes you got act a fool in public just to feel seen
I've been working on my sense of smell I'm gotta stay keen
I've been taking time to let it build up, I'm tryna stay beam
I'd be willing, it just depends if you feel how I'm feeling
I can't promise much but I can allude to the fact I'm wielding
She wanna use me as a crutch, as a little shielding
I can't let it all build up, I'll end up on top of the building