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Ron Monstera (Fundamentals)
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I don't need a catcher
All I need are these two massive hands
To put you out to pasture
Plus I can fistfight with your classist dad
I'll bring him to the rapture
I promise I'm usually a passive man
They say that I'm a monster
I'm just a pitcher with some cool elastic pants
Will they ever let me be myself?
I wonder
As I wander
Around the south end of Seattle
I watch the light rail stop
But I never get on
Because I'm too tall
I don't talk to cops
I just kick flip over their cars
Like my best friend Tony Hawk
As I dream of blaseball
As I wander up town to Belltown
This is why I have the fundamentals
Even though the world is cruel
I can still pitch with the fundamentals
My arms the perfect tool
They just say batter up
The catcher signals me
I never break a sweat
This pitch is destiny
And it's another strike
And then I just repeat
This is why I have the fundamentals
I'm a monster but I'm no fool
Hey!
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Every morning I wake up
Before I put on my monster makeup
I dream a little dream of you
Yeah you
The fans of The Seattle Garages
I know at first you were afraid, you were petrified
Wondering how you'd have a monster pitcher on your side
I hope after the past few seasons
That's you're pleasantly surprised because
I know that I'm a monster
But I'm still an asset on this team
Can you just let me live?
I wonder
As I wander
Up through all of gas works park
This is why I have the fundamentals
Even though the world is cruel
I can still pitch with the fundamentals
My arms are perfect tools
They just say batter up
The catcher signals me
I never break a sweat
This pitch is destiny
And it's another strike
And then I just repeat
This is why I have the fundamentals
I'm a monster but I'm no fool
This is "experiment with formal structure, opus 337, by Ron Monstera
Inspired by Ligeti, John Zorn, Wendy Carlos, and Tot Clark."
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Hey!
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This is why I have the fundamentals
Even though the world is cruel
I can still pitch with the fundamentals
My arms the perfect tool
They just say batter up
The catcher signals me
I never break a sweat
This pitch is destiny
And it's another strike
And then I just repeat
This is why I have the fundamentals
I'm a monster but I'm no fool
Thank you
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