Agency Man
Zappa / Mothers
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Sell us a president, agency man
A smiling big brother, stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know never craps
Let's try California
Pays first before we're done
We'll get a smiling Nazi
And march him right on through it
Plan the baby, kiss the baby
Ladies in for tea
And here's a bunch of speeches
We'll toss them in for free
Sell us a president, agency man
A smiling big brother, stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know never craps
We'll sell him in the movies
On the tube throughout the year
We'll sell him by the bucket
To the Okies drinking beer
We'll teach him how to walk and talk
We'll putty up his chin
We'll print his picture everywhere
Of course, the schmuck'll win
From the hollow of old O'Connolly
To the ruling of our rally
A simple trick, you simple pigs
Just the way we planned