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15 Reasons
Nick Helm
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I got five good reasons to make you stay
I've got five good reasons to make you stay
I've got five good reasons to make you stay
I've got five good reasons to make you stay
Number one, I got a real nice house
I share it with my parents, but they're quiet as a mouse
And I realize the plural for mouse is mice
So if you're picturing a mouse, you better picture it twice
Number two, I'm reliable
I'll never leave your side and I'll be there when you call
I'll always remember important dates
I'm punctual, yes, I'm hardly ever late
Number three, I'm handy with a tool
I'm good at clearing gutters, yes, I ain't no fool
I'll mow the lawn on Sunday, I'll do the weekly shopping
I'll even chop the wood if the wood needs chopping
Number four, I don't like football
If I'm honest with myself, I don't get it at all
All the teams and the players look just the same
If I had to sum it up, I'd say it's just a game
Number five, I'm good at cooking
I got five more reasons to make you stay
I've got five more reasons to make you stay
I've got five more reasons to make you stay
I've got five more reasons to make you stay
Number six, I like walking on the beach
Sunsets and fireworks, the shit you can't teach
Dogs and monkeys, hamsters and parrots
I'll buy a pot of hummus and I'll serve it up with carrots
Number seven, heaven, heaven, heaven
Heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven
Heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven
Heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven, me and you in Devon
Number eight, Devon, Devon, Devon
Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon
Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon
Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon, me and you in Heaven
Number nine, I'm really sensitive
I realize I might be a bit too sensitive
But if I can try and be a bit less sensitive
I'll be the just right amount of sensitive
Number ten, I'm good at fucking
I got five last reasons to make you stay
I've got five last reasons to make you stay
I've got five last reasons to make you stay
I've got five last reasons to make you stay
Number eleven, okay, I'm not so good at fucking
But I'm willing to improve and that's surely worth something
I'll buy a book about it, I'll practice all my breathing
I'll do anything you want me to if it'll stop you leaving
Number twelve, I'll buy you some stuff
I'll buy you so much stuff until it's enough
'Cause I know that you're a very materialistic girl
So the stuff that I buy you will be the best stuff in the world
Number fourteen, hey, what happened to thirteen?
Well, thirteen is unlucky, so I skipped that one
And I changed the rhyme structure near the end
But you got to understand that it's a real long song
Number fifteen, I bought a gun
I got fifteen reasons to make you stay
I got fifteen reasons to make you stay
I got fifteen reasons to make you stay
I got fifteen reasons to make you stay
I got fifteen reasons to make you stay
I got fifteen reasons to make you stay
I got fifteen reasons to make you stay
I got fifteen reasons to make you stay