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I Gave You a UTI
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
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Santino Fontana
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Rachel Bloom
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What's that burning feeling
Every time you pee?
Well that's how it goes
After you have so
Much awesome sex with me
I gave you a UTI
Yeah, I gave you a UTI
My sweet love injection caused a urinary tract infection
I'm just that good
I didn't even try, try, try
I gave you a UTI
Okay, so it's not really a comment on the quality of the sex
As much as a lot of sex has been happening
And there's just a very natural transfer of bacteria
Don't ruin this for me
That bladder inflammation
Is my little gift to you
Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication
After what I've put them through
Come on, sing with me
No, I'm not going to do that
I gave you, I gave you
A UTI, a UTI
Yeah I gave you, I gave you
A UTI, a UTI
I'm so good at sex
Your maiden ship got wrecked
My penis is the reason
You may die, die, die
I gave you a UTI
One night with me is pure ecstasy
'Cause I know just what you like
But you should know for a week or so
You won't be able to ride a bike
I'm sorry if you have to cancel that spin class
I'll pay the cancellation fee, because I know a lot of times
You have to book the specific bike in advance
Anyway
I gave you, I gave you
A UTI, a UTI
Not a STD, no STDs
Just to clarify
If it hurts to take a leak
Well, that's just part of my technique
What has two thumbs
And gave you a UTI?
This guy
I gave you a UT-
I gave you a UT-
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