The Whole Cow
Alpaca-in-Chief
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Iโd like a sausage
I'd eat the whole cow
Iโve got a message
You must listen to now.
With a breakfast so grand
A buffet so vast
I doubt you could stand
Or win at the last.
So hereโs my plan for a healthy routine
Eat corn flakes with a small side of toast
Thatโs all it takes to make the utmost
Of a woman or man or biomachine
(Iโd like a thick steak
To eat till I burst
But see my mistake
I'll do cereal first.)
It's much more than a taste for fresh lean proteins
It's choosing those dishes that leave you less tired
Thatโs all it means to do the required
For a woman or man or biomachine
I got your message
And I'll listen for now
But my hunger is savage
So save me the cow
And a buffet I can chew
And the sausage too.
It's much more than a taste for fresh lean proteins
It's choosing those dishes that leave you less tired
Thatโs all it means to do the required
For a woman or man or biomachine
Iโd spoon up congee
I'd nosh on a toad
I'll keep on binging
Until I explode.
There's no good reason to embrace other schemes
It's saying yes please to any food not expired
That's what it means to be hot, live, and wired
For a woman or man or biomachine
Unless you're a vegan biomachine
Unless you're a BE GONE biomachine