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Hi Honey, I'm Human! (That's Not My Neighbor Song)
KryFuZe
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🇬🇧 English · Original
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Hi honey, I'm human, sorry to keep you waiting
Outside is a ruin, the doorman was debating
Checking his files, questioning me endlessly
Whether to let me in or call the D.D.D
But he made the right call
Called no one at all
And now it's just you and me
I'm your—
Doo-wop-a— doo-wop-a—
Doo-woppelgänger
Doo-wop-a— doo-wop-a—
Doo-woppel— bang, bang, bang
Open the door, what's the matter
Talk to me baby, footprint on the floor you ask, red wine (red wine)
Or just maybe, you are hallucinating the zipper on my face
I promise you I haven't been replaced
No, I'm not a—
Doo-wop-a— doo-wop-a—
Doo-woppelgänger
Doo-wop-a— doo-wop-a—
Doo-woppelgänger (Doo-wop-a— doo-wop-a—)
You know I often wonder to myself how it must feel to be a real human
Performing my human activities
Eating those human foods
Singing those good ol' human songs
But I just realized that I don't need to wonder anymore because I got in
And I'll tell you something
Being human is the most bland uninteresting experience of my life
The only reason to be human is to eat human
Honey, I find this boring, I'd rather be voring you
Don't you know it's true so please darling put down the phone
I'm jonesin' to gnaw on your bones
'Cause that's what doppelgängers
Like me
Doo-wop-a— doo-wop-a—
Doo-woppelgänger
Doo-wop-a— doo-wop-a—
Doo-woppelgänger (D.D.D open up!)
Doo-wop-a— doo-wop-a— (Doppelgänger spotted, 12 o'clock, get em' boys!)
Doo-woppelgänger (There's a woman in the kitchen, she's unconscious)
Doo-wop-a— doo-wop-a— (Dear god, Mrs. Afton)
Doo-woppel— bang, bang, bang (Alright buddy, you asked for it, into the slammer with you)
Fuck