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My Name Is Jay and I Am an Alcoholic
Beans on Toast
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I'm giving up the booze
I'm starting today
A fortnight on the wagon
And I'm sure I'll be okay
I doubt it will be easy though
I'm sure it won't be fun
And I'm counting down the hours
Till the withdrawal symptoms come
Oh, my name's Jay and I'm an alcoholic
There, I said it now
To anyone who'll listen
And I said it really loud
My kidney's fucking killing me
My memory's in bits
My wallet's always empty
And in the morning I feel like shit
But I'm bored of waking up
And not remembering where I've been
I'm bored of blurry memories
And forgetting people's names
I had a beer for breakfast
And talked about a hairy dog
And I always start the evening
With a few Sambuca shots
Oh, my name's Jay and I'm an alcoholic
There, I said it now
To anyone who'll listen
And I said it really loud
My kidney's fucking killing me
My memory's in bits
My wallet's always empty
And in the morning I feel like shit
Well, I'm giving up the booze
But it won't be forever
I'm just gonna prove that I can do it
And test my willpower
I doubt that you'd believe me
If you knew me from Adam
'Cause my love affair with alcohol
Has never been a problem
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