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The Case Against Cinnabons
Jim Gaffigan
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I try to rationalize what I eat, but there's some food there's no reason to ever eat
Like a Cinnabon
I mean, tell me that place isn't run by Satan
You ever eat a Cinnabon?
You have to take a nap halfway through
Oh, I think I need some insulin
And a wheelbarrow for my half a bun
It's kind of generous calling that a bun
It's the size of a beanbag chair
Should I sit in it or eat it?
Hey, I can sit in it and eat it
Oh, this is sticky without pants on
He has his pants off in a lot of jokes
How about that, how about that Cinnabon odor?
You ever been walking through the mall?
You're like, what's that smell?
Oh, I just got a cavity
Damn Cinnabons
Tell you, I've done some humiliating things, but standing in that Cinnabon line is up there
Everyone's so filled with shame
No one's trying to make eye contact
Nah, I'm just here for the napkins
Not a pig like you guys
Because there's no reason to have a Cinnabon
I've tried to find one
So I'm about to get on a plane
How about eight pounds of cake?
A little dessert on the go
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