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Jack the Cunt
Death! Death! Die!
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Go from the top again, sorry
I don't know what all the fuss is about
He's Jack the Cunt, he's just a
He's just a poofter, mate
He's a fuckin' poof
Just another, just another poof
Fuckin', in his Adidas trackies
And his, and his subwoofers
He's a fuckin', he's a poof
I don't get what all the fuss is about
I'm Jack the Cunt
I love the queers, mate
I love them fagโboys
As as much as me beer, mate
It takes all kinds, so says me
I'm Jack the Cunt
I love the queers (Madd Wog!)
Well his name's Jack the Cunt
And you don't have to wonder
He's pals with the ponces
And comes from down under like me
But I'm not a poofter, you see
Not sure about Jack?
Well he might wallaby
But step to the Cunt
And you'll get a disaster
My mate's fully sick
God l love you, you bastard
Don't test me none neither
'Less you want a fight
You think that I won't
But I just vegemite
l'm fond of the sheilas
But not of the Coppers
I vote for the chick
With the best set of knockers
Go get us a beer
While I wrestle this 'roo
You think that I won't
Then I didgeridoo
Fair dinkum, spot on
My lyrics are ace
Cop it sweet when I come
With an Ugg to your face
Got me mash now, it's time
To go out with a bang
Watch me rhyme boomerang (here comes the chorus)
I'm Jack the Cunt
Big fan of the queers (yeah, you are)
So all you other cunts
Should live in fear (whoo!)
I'll fuck your mom
I'm not gay (yeah, you are)
I'm Jack the Cunt
Big fan of the queers
If your mom's not that hot
I'll probably still fuck her (yeah, you would)
'Cause I'm Jack the Cunt (Rude Jude!)
Jack the Cunt, don't give a fuck
You could suck titties or lick on nuts
You could bang cuties or fuck on butts
He'll dap you mid-stroke
'Cause a slut's a slut
He don't even judge
He's a newโage dude
Universal truth, everybody poos
Everybody poops, everybody poos
Shit, play your cards right
He might poo on you
While your jerking off
In an argyle sock
With a roller blade movie
Playin' on the box
When you bust a nut
He might wipe you off
'Cause loving fags
Ain't never soft
He loves the fags
He's Jack the Cunt (here he is again)
I'm Jack the Cunt (Jack the Cunt)
And I'm not gay (that was a whore)
But if you are
Well, that's okay (he fucked her)
You cunts are cool with me (yeah, you are)
I'm Jack the Cunt (bunch of kangaroos fucked there too)
Big fan of the queers (yeah, you fucking kangaroo)
So suck some dicks
Good on ya mate
Love Jack the Cunt (he'd fuck a kangaroo, too)
But I'm not gay, man (Shaggy Whoop-Woop!)
Drinking brews, smoking blunts
Punch a 'roo in the cunt
Fuckin oath, never front
Aussie rules number one
I'm the Melbourne Don
Jacks see me and they run
I fight hobos for money
I fight ladies for fun
Me and my cobbers
Do burnouts on the avenue
Chickies blow me up
Like a didgeridoo
Got rooters stashed from here
To Papua New Guinea
A bitch gave me lip
So I threw up on her titties
Your mum's a fat cow
But she'll be right, mate
When you wasn't looking
I shit in your Sprite, mate
You totally drank it
It was fuckin' funny
Now put your hands up
I'm gonna take your fuckin' money
I don't hate on poofters
It's the wrong thing to do
Gay people got rights
Just like me and you
If you're prejudiced
I'll fuckin' set you straight
Let the mo's get married
Say no to prop eight
I'm Jack the Cunt
I fist meself (poops)
Not in a gay way (giant cock)
It's good for your health (big ass)
I read that online
On Fist Forum dot com (he has a giant asshole)
They wouldn't lie (abbos)
I'm Jack the Cunt (whoo!)
Glory holes
You never know
I'm just sayin' (me mam)
I'm Jack the Cunt
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Everybody's a poofter
I didn't realize they've been a giant poofter this whole time
A, a cock-gargling, cum-guzzling
Poofter, mate
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