Hardbody / Hardbody Luis (Medley)
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I like 'em like that
I like a hard body
I bet that after this class
She teaches dirty karate
I like 'em like that
I like a hard body
The curve of her ass
I guess it's not too shoddy
I like 'em like that
I like a hard body
She keeps a tidy rig
But you know she's naughty
Hey boy
Stop talking like you got me
You gotta impress me
And I like a hard body
Hey boy
You think that you can have me
Stop staring at me
Work your hard body
We like 'em like that
We like hard bodies
When she gets wet
She won't be so haughty
We like 'em like that
We like 'em like that
We like hard bodies
We like hard bodies
We want to taste their
We want to taste their
La-di-da-dee
(Spoken:)
What's the rest of your day like?
Uh, the gym. Then meetings. A show with Evelyn, if we can get tickets.
Phantom?
No, Les Mis.
Alright. It's long, but good.
Oh, you've seen it?
Luis took me last week. Listen, Patrick, as much as I relish these afternoon trists, we need to stop.
And why would we do that?
Well, because I was talking to my therapist-
Oh God, uh huh, yeah, and what did he tell you to do?
Ok, first of all, my therapist is a woman.
Oh Goddammit, great.
And I was talking to her about you. And she thinks you might be bringing too much negativity into my life.
Uh huh, I see, so because your therapist tells you to break up-
It's not just that! Don't you feel guilty?
Why would I feel guilty?
Because I'm your girlfriend's best friend.
Oh by that reasoning you should feel guilty, too.
I do! Not to mention... Luis is starting to suspect.
Oh God, Luis is-is-
Don't you call him a faggot.
A dork, I was gonna say. A twit. Hey listen, I'm doing a survey of the women I fuck, is it my muscles that excite you or the heft of my cock?
Are you listening to me? We're stopping. We're betraying Evelyn, we're betraying Luis.
Let me ask you Courtney, hypothetically, if something were to happen to Luis- an accident say, or, or, a violent crime. And he were out of the picture, would you be upset?
I can't answer that... it's too morbid. I'd be devastated.
Fine. Awesome.
I hope things won't be weird between us now! I hope we can go back to being friends...
Courtney- and please, don't take this the wrong way, you're a babe. But no sex is worth this bullshit.
Fuck you! Asshole.
I always knew that
He wants to want me.
He can't decide
And so he taunts me
He was lost for words
When I caught his eye
Now he knows
He's my kind of guy
Oh boy
I felt his rock hard abs
I didn't even have to ask
And it's happening at last