Up at 5 AM
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I hear his alarm at a quarter to 5
And mom yells to turn the damn thing off
He promptly hits the buzzer
And lumbers out of bed
Grabs the paper and heads to the garage
Up at 5 am, what could dad be up to now
Up at 5 am, should we be concerned
I wake up to go pee and hear him yelling at the dog
Is this how adulthood works?
Up at 5 am doing who knows what
Weird noises coming from the garage
The smell of coffee fills the house and a hint of cigarettes
And in the distance i can hear classic rock
Up at 5 am, what could dad be up to now
Up at 5 am, should we even care
I wake up to big breakfast and an immaculate garage
Before he heads off back to his lair
I think heโs trying to wake me up to help him clean the car
But i pretend that iโm asleep in my bed
Really iโm awake but but iโm feeling kind of lazy
And i try to ignore everything he said
Heโd turn on the light, heโd turn off the light
Creep up and knock me on the head
Heโd holler and heโd shake me but i might as well be dead
Up at 5 am, what could dad be up to now
Up at 5 am, has he gone insane
Up at 5 am, mom doesnโt seem too concerned
I think we have to reprogram his brain