Think-Thunk
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Anywho, good to be here
Drove here, made it!
Last time I drove here my car broke down in
Beautiful Nicholasville, Kentucky on the way here
I could see the promised land, you're stuck in Nicholasville, Kentucky
Not a bad town, but one of those pockets of America though
Where it looks like education might still be against the law
Like you pull out of a service station or something
Cop pull you over, "Son, have you been thinking tonight?"
"I've been thinking, but I don't think I'm thunk"
"Well damn if your eyes ain't kinda red
How much have you had to read tonight, son?"
"I had a couple of books, but I don't think I had more than two"
"What you got in the back seat in a Waldenbooks store sack?
Is that literary material in the car?"
"Yes sir, but a friend of mine left that
In here, I didn't leave it in here"
"Well friend or not, you know it's illegal to
Have literary material in Nicholasville, Kentucky
Has that been opened?"
"It's been opened, but it ain't opened now"
"You being a smart butt with me, son?
Are you showing a degree of intelligence
To a Kentucky law enforcement officer?
How 'bout you step out of the car, I'm gonna give you an IQ test
Can you fill out your own ticket?"
"That's a 90 on an IQ
That's 30 points over the legal limit
We'll have to take you down to the Nicholasville thunk tank
They got a 260 pound gay history
Teacher that's just gonna love you, son"
Good old Nicholasville, home of John Michael Murphy
Martin Mary Chapin Montgomery or whatever his name is
I swear this is the last time I'll wear
A Long John Silver shirt out in public
I swear