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Hitler vs. Vader 3
Nice Peter
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Vader? This is your last chance
Battle me or die!
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Epic Rap Battles of History!
Darth Vader!
Versus!
Adolf Hitler!
Begin!
Screw you, you big black cunt
I'll kick your balls and your face: a war on two fronts
The Fรผhrer will crush the Dark Side like a rap apartheid
I put the "germ" in the Germany, I'm sick on this mic
I beat you twice, you sellout, now you bow down to Mickey Mouse
You call yourself a Dark Lord? You couldn't even conquer Space Mountain
You're just a sad asthmatic robot freak who needs some lovin'
Well, I baked you something, here: pop into my oven
Let me paint you a picture, son
Portrait of a bitch after World War I
You were stirring up the fears of the German people
Telling the world that the jews are evil
You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up
Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up
When your bunker started getting fired up
You put a gun in your mouth and fired up
You dumb motherfucker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some fucking winter clothes
While you're fighting off Valkyrie
I got a million clones, they die for me
My bounty hunters ride for me
Yo, homeboy, finish this rhyme for me
They call me Boba Fett, you wanna mess with me?
I'll put my balls in your mouth like boba tea
I got a jetpack, yo, you know I steal the show
'Cause when I rock the microphone, I- aaagh!
Oh, Sieg Hell no
You're not going to cheat me, Mr. Sunglasses-All-the-Time
I'll take you and your new boyfriend Goofy
And all your spermy soldier guys
And throw you in the butthole in the sand
I am Adolf- Hitler..!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Eeeeepic Rap... Battles... of History!
Of Histor-, of History!
Battles... of History!
Epic Rap Battles!
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