Every Halloween
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Yo
I hear em all comin' down the street,
I hear their feet pittering pattering
I hear them birds in them dead trees,
chirpin' at me they're chittering chattering
I see the cobwebs strung on the
doors, the fences, the porches and pergolas
All the orange and black on the packages,
candy and crap that consumers all purchased up
Wait til I get word, an emergence, unnerving
I'm waiting for the perfect-est time of the year
I got me a mission to come back with a vengeance
I'm serving this sentence it's time to appear!
I got me a beer, I'm kickin' back, watchin' em
Walkin' and talkin', I'm plottin' again
They're not gonna win
This DVD's not gonna be PG this evening I got me a plan!
Two years ago, they made me go, crazy when they hazed me!
I took a year off to regroup and since
then I've been thinkin' about this shit daily!
I gotta get back at these little bitches,
they're just kids, I can't let them faze me!
It's almost that moment, I hear 'em all comin', now 1 2 3 here we go
HEY WE!
Yeah I see 'em below me! I'm up in the trees like crows be!
My first victim is a fifth grader dressed
like a ghost, in a sheet with two holes, see
Had him a little plastic pumpkin pail, full of assortments of candy
I jumped down and grabbed him
Bwaaah!
He punched me and ran, he ran, he ran,
he ran, he ran and ran and ran some more!
I chased him all over the neighborhood
til I wound up standing right at his door
He turned and screamed "Yo,
what the hell are you doing bitch,
I'm not a kid I'm exactly like you" "oh shit"
"I've been tryin' to catch me a victim, I'm in disguise,
creepin' up and I'm grabbin' em, too! What the hell!?
You're blowin' me up." "Sorry, man."
" You're really blowin' me up, man!" "I'm sorry!"
"Now I gotta go change my outfit,
pick some other stupid ass way to disguise myself,
and infiltrate a whole new batch of kids, you piece of shit!"
I'm getting sick of this crap
(And it happens every halloween) (I'm sorry)
Every freakin halloween man(I'm sorry)
(And it happens every halloween)
Put me on blast you stupid idiot
(And it happens every halloween)
(And it happens every halloween)
What the hell are you thinking' now I
gotta go and change all of my outfits!
I've been plottin' this shit for like six
months, I've been stalking' out all of these houses
I've been making' friends with the
neighborhood kids and not lettin' em figure out shit
Then you come along,
and fuck it all up, you might as well friggin' announce it
Look, look, I'm sorry I didn't have any idea
there was someone like me in this neighborhood
It was an honest mistake, it won't happen again
Can we leave it at that and just say we're good?
HELL NO!
Not even close bitch, I've been workin' at this for a friggin' while
Now there's not enough time to start it all
over you're helping' me finish my mission now!
Finish your mission, what you gotta do?
Well a few thousand years ago I was just hittin' this piece,
we kept it low key with discretion but she
was in bed with this ancient egyptian priest!
Wait a minute did she have a fat booty?
The booty was banging and she had a rack to match!
Was it in King Yakanatan's royal palace? Yeah!
I was straight smashin' it back to back!
Was her name Nefertiti? Yeah! How did you know?
I was smashin' her too
Damn she was a hoe
Did you get caught and have a curse put on you for ten thousand years?
Yup yup you already know
That's crazy
Damn were exactly the same
Maybe we should be working together now?
Yo how long has it been since you meet your quota homie?
Its honestly been like forever now
I know how you feel man it's bullshit
Like two years ago I had the whole
thing completely setup like freakin perfect
Exactly and the second you think
you got these little bastards cornered
(Yup) They flip it on you (Yup) and
then you end up getting jacked the hell up
Exactly finally someone understands
we gotta do something about this crap
(And it happens every halloween)
This shit freaking sucks
(And it happens every halloween)
Right I mean where's the respect these days
(And it happens every halloween)
We really just need to make a plan man
(And it happens every halloween)
100% you got any ideas
I've been thinking about some shit
You know what,
you know what maybe we've been looking at this all wrong
What?
Maybe we need to change it up
How?
We've been wasting our energy chasing these
faggots well maybe it should be them chasing us
So maybe instead of this hiding and plotting and creeping
We need to establish a home base
Yeah like a haunted house or something
Yeah have the kiddies lining up we
probably could fill up the whole place
Hey yo wait how about that old
women winkleman house on the next street
That bitch on dialysis she can't do
shit to us we could just roll up and flex G
Hmm
Yeah
You know she ain't handing out candy
Yeah we could just run in there and tie her up
Use her as a decoration put up some signs and open
That shit would be fire bruh
Lets go
Alright I'm on the balcony now i'll go
around back while you stay in the front
I'll creep in the window while you just pretend
that your trick or treating as i break in this dump
Just keep an eye out
Yeah i got you but take this walkie talkie so we can stay in
communication while we do this just let me know when ur inside
Alright im in is the coast clear
Of course it is stupid
Now come to the front
I'm coming but damn this house smells exactly like cat piss
And this old lady looks like she already
dead she's laying here right on her mattress
Damnit hurry up come and get me
I will but oh shit she's starting to move bro
fuck it im coming in
I've been waiting for you two
Noooooo
What's going on
You think you two are the only one smashing Nefertiti
That bitch was a freak she went both ways like
your buttcheeks are gonna go when i get done with you