Clam Chowder
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Take your shoes off at the door
Don't ruin the thick pink plush carpeted floor
Sally from number 9's brought over steaming clam chowder
I think my husband is already here
Although I haven't heard that sound for about 30 years
Why should he have all the fun?
I'm a bright and adaptable secretarial administrator
Oh, I can wait until he's done
As I admire the ceramics in the hall
I see our single pair of car keys resting in a crystal ball
And I tell myself, "No, I'm lucky to have him
He's a stable provider." You should bring some tips
He knows how to fuck well fine
Go ahead and let him try you on
Let him wear you like a fur coat
And let him call you mum
And my, my management you really could be anyone
You could be anyone
Oh
I can smell him from here
A mix of Vatoline, foot cream, Stella beer
Oh, I hear what they call you
A cocky accuser
A heart-breaker
An operator, philanderer, trifler
A Casanova, dog, a wild adulterer
A debaucheur, a letch, a Romeo
A cocky accuser
A heart-breaker
An operator, philanderer, trifler
God help you
Oh, God help you
God help you
Oh, God help you
Oh, can I get you a napkin?
My darling, my sweetheart, my angel, my love
My darling, my sweetheart, my angel, my love
My darling, my sweetheart, my angel, my love
My darling, my sweetheart, my angel, my love
Oh, can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can I help you?