Thor
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Thor is the god of thunder
But he's also a family man
Settled down in Milwaukee and
He's got himself a wife and daughter
He works for the Bank of America
He does it all for love
At night he likes to go down to the karaoke bar
And sing his favorite songs by his very favorite bands
He's got a minor drinking problem he has not addressed
He really does his best, but it's getting out of hand
And Thor likes the Green Bay Packers
They're his home team
He's an owner too
And one day while he was driving
He got into a fender bender
It took all his patience not to kill the other guy
All he really had to do was let his hammer fly
But that rage and destruction stuff had really lost its charm
He put it all behind him forever
And Thor is the son of Odin
But that's not all he is
Oh no and
'Cause maybe people can change
Not who they are
But maybe their ways
And Thor is the god of thunder
And his wife is a nun der
Weremodal
So he does the cooking
And she does the dishes
After he goes off to bed