Christmas With My Dad
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Christmas is so freaking annoying
The ornaments and cards are all so fake
Candy canes all taste like ten year old toothpaste
And girgerbread gives me a raging stomachache
The carols are so stale and relentless
They carry through the air like the Snell of something bad
But the one thing I look forward to this time of year
Is spending Christmas with my dad
Spending Christmas with my dad.
He comes in with his arm full of presents
His smile is white
His hair is full of snow
He pulls out his guitar and lays down a classic bar
Of an underrated hit from long ago
And when he sings my heart flies wide open
I'm happy but I guess a little sad
Cause he doesn't visit me
I just watch him on TV
And that's how I spend Christmas with my dad
Merry Christmas Daddy!
That's Christmas with my dad
I DVR'd his shows since I was nine
I memorized each song and every line
When mom is not home I turn them on and revel in the sound
Is what the house would be like if dad have stayed around
I'd ask him 'bout the cities that he toured
He'd show me how to stay a seventh cord
It sucks to only know your dad from specials on TV
I wish he thought I was special
As his specials are to me
Christmas is so freaking depressing
Commercialism, suicide and snow
Mom goes on defense
Bob's just, kind of dense
They're the only family that I know
But tomorrow when I turn on the TV
I'll see the family that I could've had
It's the one thing I look forward to this time of year
Spending Christmas with my dad
Merry Christmas Daddy
Maybe one day he will be on this side of the TV
We'll make of the carolers and burn the Christmas tree
And that's the greatest present there could ever be
Dad spending Christmas with me
Won't you be there daddy?
Spend your Christmas with me