Lyrics Original Translation Bilingual
Come on in, here's your key Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see The hotel, 'cause it's great If you parked your car, we'll validate All our guests are family (Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff) That's the Hazbin guarantee And did I mention it's free? It's worth the price (Al, be nice) Full of drunks (full of cunts) Full of sticky floors covered in junk Ha, don't mind them (no one does) Or that hole (ugh, Cherri! What?) You've made a great choice to save your soul 'Cause redemption is possible, I really, really hope 'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke And my friend died for no reason, and I'm never gonna cope From watching him get fucking murdered right in front of me last month (What?) There's a bar (what the shit?) Have a beer (I don't drink) I just know you're gonna love it here We can live in harmony (no, I can't make a fucking Mai Tai) That's the Hazbin guarantee Now repeat after me I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in) I'm seekin' guidance (I'm seekin' guidance) Come on, everybody For my reckonin' (for my reckonin') I'll never turn to violence (I'll never turn to violence) I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in) I'm seekin' guidance (that place sucked ass) Psst, hey, you Who? Me? (That's right, baby!) Redemption got you snoring? That scene was fucking boring Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding? Because I sense a drop of star potential With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential Come on down to V-Tower, where we help talent flower No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power Let's start with a killer fit, let's get filler in those lips Wax that gooch and pull that strip, snip, snip, snip Ooh, all of Hell's gonna want you In this game, no one outdoes us, no one can out-buzz us All you gotta do is trust us (la-la-la) Just us (la-la-la), trust us Take all these starring roles We trademarked all your holes There's no such thing as being totally overexposed 'Cept now they're sick of you 'cause they've seen way too much But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you Scratch that, they changed the channel, and we can't sell the scandal Hope you had fun, but we are done with you, your run is cancelled We're finished, I'm not kidding, get the fuck out of my building Get the fuck out of my building Snip, snip, snip, bitch Ooh, but if you know someone new Tell 'em that no one outdoes us, no one can outbuzz us All they gotta do is- Come on in (come on down to V-Tower), here's your key And see how great your afterlife could be We can live in harmony (why be nice when you can be famous?) That's the Hazbin (sign and cash in) Guarantee Yeah, right, bitch Trust me, just me Trust us, no, I, I meant to say "us" (uh-huh) (Yeah, okay)