Chinese Pie Balloon
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What do I see in the crisp Alaskan air?
I didn't know, didn't think that they would dare
A super secret machine
Forbidden orb that's in my dreams
That lacks ability to steer or control its speed
Who knows the purpose of this dastardly device
That can't be stopped by the sleet or snow or ice?
Wherever the wind may blow
Is where this pie balloon will go
I bet they'll never suspect it
Even though it's detected by looking up
Chinese pie balloon
Can I get you filled with meat or fruit
In the morning or the afternoon
There's a Chinese pie balloon
Two million bucks is a small, small price to pay
To make the big scary balloon go away
How did they miss the first shot?
The F-22 doesn't know
200 feet tall and unable to dodge
Could they hit the broad side of a barn?
(On a barn, on a barn, on a barn)
Chinese pie balloon
Brighter than the sun in July balloon
Ain't no way that you can hide balloon
To see my Chinese pie balloon
Chinese pie balloon
Hear about it on the evening news
They don't know who blew up Nord Stream 2
But they love my Chinese pie balloon
(Brand new details on the Chinese spy balloon investigation)
This is an invasion of the United States by, uh, a balloon)
(A report coming in from Reuters just before)
(We came on the air saying)
(They are now tracking a suspected Chinese spy balloon)
(Hovering over the northern US)
(We are just getting new pictures of)
(The Chinese spy balloon shot down)
(Off the coast of South Carolina)
(The US F-22 fighter jet comes streaking toward the balloon)
Now feeling confident living off the thrill
That fat balloon was its first air-to-air kill
Not simple hobbies or toys
There's pie balloons coming from Illinois
Ain't gonna look like a clown
Take these balloons lying down
We gotta blow them up
Chinese pie balloon
Floating up to the sky balloon
Coyotes think they're howling at the moon
But it's just my Chinese pie balloon
(But did you hear about the-)
Chinese saddle light
Helping me to guide my horse at night
Wanna hold you in my arms so tight
I need my Chinese saddle light
(One more time now)
Chinese pie balloon
Anybody tell me why balloon
Daddy had to shoot you down so soon
I want my Chinese pie balloon
Tiฤnxiร yฤซjiฤ
I want my
Chinese pie balloon