Skit#3: Dum Ditty Dum
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Trust me son
Bust out the cohibas out
With the dusty rhum
And puff one!
Acknowledge all the stuff we've done
Haters see that
Being us must be fun
The past made us
And we know what we must become
We been killing it
But our spree's just begun
Y'all are old and useless
Like a rusty gun
Some go from legend status
To musty bum
Rapper turned junky scum
Nose in that Columbian
Snow. They go where the huskies run
Head up their asses
Like a fucking rugby scrum
Life's a bitch
A hoe, an ugly cunt
I won't let her fuck me, cum
Or suck me numb
We are free as birds
Doing what the fuck we want
We strut to the riddim
Of our own funky drum
We like dum ditty dum ditty
Dum dee dum
There's potholes on the road
It's a bumpy one
Some wars we done lost
And some we won
But we never went off track
When the humvee spun
The chord never snapped
On this mad bungee jump
But we might end up splattered
Like Humpty Dump
Eating off rap
Like a nice Sunday brunch
We getting fat til we die
We some hungry Puns
We gon hopefully retire
With a comfy sum
To somewhere
We can lounge in the lovely sun
And kick back, relax
Like some champions
Singing dum ditty dum ditty
Dum dee dum