Can I Have My Balls Back, Please❓
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At the bottom of the stairway
I turned 'round as I was ready to leave
And said, "Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Well, they might not mean that much to you
But they sure as hell mean so much to me
So, can I have my balls back, please?"
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life if you don't return them to me?
Oh, no, no
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
I can't really be a man, look at me, I'm down on my knees, yeah
So I went to New York City
To see a doctor, thinking maybe that he
Would understand the state I was in
He said, "I'd dearly love to help you, son
But you see, the same thing's happened to me
So now I'm home, and I'm asking you just once more, please"
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life if you don't return them to me?
No, no, no
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, I can't really be a man, look at me, I'm down on my knees, yeah
Oh, and I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this
Bring 'em back
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, how am I gonna get through my life if you don't return them to me?
Oh, no, no
So, can I have my balls back, please?
Yeah, can I have my balls back, please?
Oh, I can't really be a man, look at me, I'm down on my knees
And I don't know how much longer I can live my life like this
Come on
Bring 'em back
They're no use to you anymore
Oh, bring 'em back to me