The Excited Southerner Orders
Adam Sandler
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Performed by Adam Sandler and Jon
Contributed by Chris Durkin
Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
diner.
Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today?
Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you...
I was... if you could, tell me, if you... eh,
the chef salad, if it, does it come,
if you come... a la carte, if you see the... I
saw the breakfast menu and the,
and they got the, and the different entrees
with the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials
today, and the the and... I'm watching my
weight... diabetic,
with the low sodium... if you could broil... i-i-i-instead
of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...
I wanted to mix the ketchup with the
may-mayonaise, make my own sauce,
if that's, could bring out a separate
plate for that with the chicken,
your chicken fried steak... the blue plate
special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-
Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready.
Excited Southerner: Hoooo...