Harold on the Rocks
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It was a week, it was safe
I had sex on my breath
I was looking for something to see
With a bar of black leather and my best fishing hat
Well it was just windy, oh I had ate
Call Ed Swamp up on telephone
Said we was coming on down to pick him up
And there he said, "Hey Snappy me and Greeny
We can come along
But only if we can bring a friend
His name is Harold"
I said, "Okay"
We hit a swamp, Greeny, Windy, I
Stanley, Harold, oh the rocks and me
Way off into the mud and dirt
And headed for the night break
To see a man they call Squidgy Deep
Harold, he's a friendly guy
He rambles on and on
He'll talk the balls off a rhinoceros
Fact is, the gist doesn't make much sense
Well Stan said, "This guy's pretty bizarre, Gus"
Harold and the rocks
Harold and the rocks
Harold and the rocks
So I felt his body, talked him through
Late one night I said
"Hey man, do you remember me?"
So I go up to his fat ass
And look at him
Right about now I'm lit up
Like an old Christmas tree
"Hey brother, you know, I'd like to thank you once again
For letting me hang with y'all across the way"
I looked back at him that night
I gave him a warm hug
I cross my heart
Well he shook my hand and walked away
That's the last I seen of Harold
Harold and the rocks
Harold and the rocks
Harold and the rocks
So in the end
Swamper and Greeny finally succumbed to the ways of Harold
And in doing so, each caved just a little bit of his soul away
What a couple of dumb shits