Super Mario Sunshine WITH LYRICS!
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Here on this tropic isle.
Its our job to make you smile.
Till you're on trial then we get MEAN!
You look like a guilty gill
On eight counts of gogurt spill
You're here till everything's clean (this is fun right?)
But you're on the beach
With Toadsworth and Mama Peach (Mama Peach?)
What a joy to be condemmed
By a corrupt judicial system (OBJECTION!)
Have a backpack with a hose
Get some caca on your nose
and there's a spike right by your head (That was just a prototype)
While The game just might confer
about a tropical janitor
but they cast Mario instead (hmmmm)
Oh yes the concept is fullproof
We'll sell billions oh yes (giggles)
Cause that's what all children wrong for
Cleaning up someone else's mess (giggles)
So now our hero's a fellon
rolling a big watermelon (GAAAAAH)
The folk here needs shiny sprites
to make the island shine bright
But they all horde them and blame you (WHY x3)
The water jetpack is genius
but this game gets tedious
They try to make Mario new (eew)
Yeah some parts are fun (AAAAAH)
But it's not my number one.
Sure the game seems like pure gold
if you play them when your four years old.
The voice of Bowser sounds rather
Like cookie monster's drunk brother (HEY GUYS)
It's not bad as sequels go
But it's a third rate Mario
A game that's improperly paced
Well it's not my favorite game
But you can love it just the same
Perhaps that love isn't misplaced
Cause after all
There's no accounting for taste.