Mariokart the Musical
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Life is a koopa shell
spinnin"round a little kart
i hear it shoot my way
and it breaks my
heart
When i"m in firts place
whit my banana peel
i watch your spin out
wrangle you steering wheel
if you take me out
whit yout nasty blue shell
i"m gonna be a star
and then i"ll give you hell
i jump and slide
through every turn i find
squid ink "aint kind
and now i"m blind
Lakitu help me
got three red shells
like guardian angle whit me
they"ve got my back
and the attack
whit epic speed
when i"m in firts place
whitn my banana peel
i watch you spin out
wrangle your steering wheel
if you take me out
whit your nasty blue shell
i"m gonna be a star
and then i"ll give you hell
i"m coming for you, you shrewd little toad
so watch your ass, i"m all over the road
don"t be alarmed whit the luigi"s face
i"m the one who"s busting turtle nuts all over the place
and if red don"t get him then i"m sure i will
knock that weenie little mushroom off the side of the hill
get these pussies out the way, bowser" passsin"through
impaling racers on my shell, then i"m coming" for you
biatch!
whit mi banana peel
first place i"m gonna steal
like a deadly blue shell
i"m gonna give "em hell
when i turn bullet bill
Nintendo blood is gonna pill
knock them all of the track
this is the most epic comeback
just like a peel, first place i steal
knock them all off the track
like a blue shell, i"ll give "em hell
whatch mi epic comeback