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I've been a pop star for a long time
People's sexiest man alive
Now it's time for me
To be seen as a massive creep
That is why in this video
I look like a sick pedo
And why I'm stalking
A lady like she is fresh meat
My beard's gross
This video's all about me
Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen
I'm showing off my abs and all of my tattoos
I've done commercials 'bout acne
I've got a show on NBC
It is time that I show you what else I can do
Yeah, I can stand and wave in a hoodie
I can develop photography
I can hold pretend hogs of meat
I can act totally crazy
I can take pictures on my smartphone
I can smear blood on my hot muscles
This is just like American Psycho
Oh, how do I make my voice so high?
Breaks the windows every time
I use helium, I inhale it from these balloons
When I sing it sounds like the cry
Of a dog about to die
That's why animals always show up to my shows
Go away
This is the part I act real nuts
And cover myself in raw meat guts
Guess he forgot we're in the bathroom
Sick
I look so good, it's all about me
I am the one fans wanna see
I'm damn sick of Adam's attitude
This is Maroon 5, not Maroon 1
Even though now there are lots of bots
No one even knows who we are
Adam, you're always the damn star
Nobody wants to watch this weird shit
Of course they do, especially this
Check it out, now he's acting like a wolf
Seriously, Adam?
You didn't tell me you were gonna pour blood all over me
Maroon 5? More like Moron 5
Ugh
You're ruining our reputation
This video's disgusting
No, it's artistic
It's just sick, we're tired of this shit
What the hell are you doing, guys?
Don't worry, it's a surprise
That's totally fine
As long as I get more screen time
Oh, you will
I don't know why, why, why, why
You tied me up, I'm scared, I'm
Too pretty to die, die, die
No, no, no
We won't kill you, but you might
Want to commit suicide
After what we have in mind
No, no, no
And now it's time that we give
You a taste of your own medicine
By making your ass listen
To your own voice
I've been a pop star for a long time
People's sexiest man alive
Now it's time for me
To be seen as a massive creep