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I Can't Read
Scott Brown & Anthony King
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Yes, sir
Thank you, sir
Wonderful, sir
I watch him working at his press
I watch him make his wine
I stomp the grapes and dream about
The day I'll make him mine
But I know that day will never come
'Cause I am too obtuse
I'm just too dumb to understand
Anything but this grape juice
And I, I can't read
I can't read him
He's all Greek to me
And I, oh oh I
I still need him
Like a grape that needs a squeeze
His brain is bigger than my brain
He can spell and count real good
And meanwhile, I don't count at all
And I don't think I should
'Cause I was raised to milk a cow
And sit upon a stool
And cows, they never ask you much
No wonder I'm a fool
Also there's no school
And I, I am dumb
I am dumbstruck
Every time he says my name
"Helvetica
Gumishtifel"
"Helvetica Gumishtifel"
Gumishtifel
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It's been my name since birth
But there's one name I'd trade it for
On this flat planet earth
So I'll stay here in my bucket
And one day I'll be
Helvetica Gutenberg
Just you wait and see
I, I'll be here
I'll be hearing church bells
Church bells for us
Us, us or we
Will be together
Whichever, us or we
Us or we
Us or we
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Us or we
Us or we
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