[Tomb / Girlfriend / Break the Rules]
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Alrighty then
Let's try to do some final damage upon this jar
I don't think we're gonna be able to finish it
Prince or Michael Jackson? I'm going with Michael
When you die, what curse will you put on your tomb
To wreak revenge on those who disturb your rest?
I'm keeping that one
But you know what? I'm okay with gravediggers and plunderers
So you know what? It's just like
"Hey man, you wanna steal the shit in my coffin?
Alright, word"
What was your favorite sitcom growing up?
Um, I was partial to Mork and Mindy
I was very partial to Mork and Mindy
One of the worst days of my life is my dog had to be put to sleep
My parents fucking told me after Mork and Mindy
And I guess they thought they were gonna catch me on a high note
But it was like, of all the things to do
And you ruin Mork and Mindy for me
Fuck that shit
When is my girlfriend going to get sick of my shit?
I think right now
I think right now, in every
As a matter of fact, every girlfriend in the house was like
"You know what? That reminded me of something
Maybe I should examine this fellow's shit
And uh, yeah, turns out I don't like it"
So all the boyfriends in the room would like to thank you
We're gonna get all Inside the Actor's Studio here
What are your favorite and least favorite words?
My favorite word is "inscrutable"
My least favorite word is "smell"
Smell is a wonderful thing that they
Just made into a terrible, awful word
And I've often tried to replace it with "aroma"
But aroma's just not gonna, uh, gonna cut it
How many actual question jars have you gone through?
Uh, we've gone, this is probably like our fifth jar
They get very worn out around the rim from the
No, they don't
How many Doties does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Uh, one, I can do it all by myself
I'm glad that you're applauding the fact
That I know how to screw in a lightbulb
This question was written by
I mean, I can't, like
I believe this question
The only guy I can think would have written it was you
Please read this question
I forgot
Why them batteries hot? I'm a worm
Did you write that?
Yes I did
I knew it!
You realize you put an imperative statement
Or a declarative statement in the question jar
But you must know when to break the rules